101 Would You Rather Questions for Kids

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INSIDE: 101 Would You Rather Questions for Kids is a collection of the funniest and silliest would younrather questions to ask your kids? They are a great conversation starter as well as just a fun way to entertain kids while waiting for food at a restaurant or in line at the bank!

Need Fun and Easy a way to entertain your kids?

Sometimes you just need a little help to get your through an unexpected delay or it’s summer time and your kids a driving you nuts. Squash that boredom with these fun and creative would you rather questions for kids! They make a great way to kill time on a long road trip or rainy day at the cottage. They are also just a fun way to start your day!

101 Would You Rather Questions for Kids

Funny Would You Rather Questions for Kids

  1. Would you rather be called Boo Boo Butt or Willy Willy Wonky Face?
  2. Would you rather be invisible or be able to fly?
  3. Would you rather live inside a banana or a watermelon?
  4. Would you rather be able to hear things no one else could or see things no one else could?
  5. Would you rather catch a frog or a fly?
  6. Would you rather take a skunk for a walk or a porcupine?
  7. Would you rather work at NASA or the FBI?
  8. Would you rather dress as your school principal or your math teacher?
  9. Would you rather eat 1000 smarties or 1000 lb chocolate bar?
  10. Would you rather teacher someone a new joke or a new dance?
  11. Would you rather drink swimming pool water or toilet bowl water?
  12. Would you rather jump into a frozen lake or into a pile of jello?
  13. Would you rather climb a mountain or scuba dive in the ocean?
  14. Would you rather carry 1000 spider-sized lions or 1 lion-sized spider?
  15. Would you rather constantly have to cough or constantly have to sneeze?
  16. Would you rather live in the jungle or on an iceberg?
  17. Would you rather jump up and down all day or stand still?
  18. Would you rather fly a rocket ship or a plane?
  19. Would you rather have to feed 1 elephant or 1 million ants?
  20. Would you rather be a triplet or have 10 brothers and sisters?
  21. Would you rather have the power to live on the sun or on the moon?

Ready for Some More?

  1. Would you rather sit for an entire day or stand for an entire day?
  2. Would you rather have a dinosaur as a pet or an alien?
  3. Would you rather be a robot or a flower?
  4. Would you rather sleep all day or stay up all night?
  5. Would you rather be lie under on by 1000 mice or 1 gray whale?
  6. Would you rather have a trunk like an elephant or feathers like a peacock?
  7. Would you rather go to your best friend’s house or visit Mars?
  8. Would you rather be an octopus or a dolphin?
  9. Would you rather have roots like a tree or wings like a bird?
  10. Would you rather eat wood or metal?
  11. Would you rather be a mermaid or a unicorn?
  12. Would you rather be a super hero or a villain?
  13. Would you rather an extra mouth or an extra ear?
  14. Would you rather be able to see far into the distance or smell everything?
  15. Would you rather live in a house with 100 windows and no doors or 100 doors and no windows?
  16. Would you rather meet your future self or your great great grand parent?
  17. Would you rather have ice cream for breakfast or cake for dinner?
  18. Would you rather have snakes for hair or worms?
  19. Would you rather live in a nest or a cave?
  20. Would you rather be a firefighter or a police officer?
  21. Would you rather paint or draw?
  22. Would you rather have slime stuck in your hair or step in raccoon poo?
  23. Would you rather have 8 legs like an octopus or 12 eyes like some spiders?
  24. Would you rather have a tiny cupcake every day for a year or a giant cake today?
  25. Would you rather be a zebra or a giraffe?
  26. Would you rather be the best at math or the best spelling?
  27. Would you rather invent the next best app or the next best food?
  28. Would you rather play soccer or the piano?
  29. Would you rather drink 1000 drop of rain or an entire kiddy pool?

More Hilarious Would You Rather Questions for Kids

  1. Would you rather be small enough to fit inside a computer or a human body?
  2. Would you rather be able to control the weather or understand what animals are saying?
  3. Would you rather live without sweets or TV?
  4. Would you rather have your parents be secret agents or aliens?
  5. Would you rather have the best laugh or the best smile?
  6. Would you rather be the funniest at school or the smartest?
  7. Would you rather be an insect or a rodent?
  8. Would you rather secret agent or an alien?
  9. Would you rather be really tall or really short?
  10. Would you rather lick the road or the sidewalk?
  11. Would you rather lose your sense of smell or sense of touch?
  12. Would you rather have to clean a toilet bowl with your toothbrush or your hair?
  13. Would you rather take a bath in honey or hot sauce?
  14. Would you rather have no knees or no elbows?
  15. Would you rather be trapped in a room with 1 hungry dinosaur or 100 crying babies?
  16. Would you rather have to skip everywhere or run?
  17. Would you rather have a pet whale or a pet shark?
  18. Would you rather Elsa or Moana?
  19. Would you rather help Santa on Christmas or the Easter Bunny on Easter?
  20. Would you rather be nocturnal or diurnal?
  21. Would you rather be a star or a planet?
  22. Would you rather have all the money in the world or live forever?
  23. Would you rather pass gas loudly in public or poo your pants silently?
  24. Would you rather be stung by 100 bees or eat 100 bees?

Even More Silly Would You Rather Questions

  1. Would you rather be a bike or a scooter?
  2. Would you rather have leaves for fingers or toothpicks?
  3. Would you rather eat a dragonfly or mosquito?
  4. Would you rather know everything but not be able to speak or know nothing and not be able to stay silent?
  5. Would you rather be an earthquake or a volcano?
  6. Would you rather be a used tissue or used toilet paper?
  7. Would you rather miss your birthday or Christmas?
  8. Would you rather have ears like a bunny or a nose like a pig?
  9. Would you rather have only summer year round or only winter?
  10. Would you rather discover a new planet or a new animal?
  11. Would you rather have wings like a butterfly or legs like a frog?
  12. Would you rather have a magic carpet or a magic wand?
  13. Would you rather ride a roller coaster or a jet ski?
  14. Would you rather have a snack or lunch?
  15. Would you rather be the size of a fly or the size of a blue whale?
  16. Would you rather be a secret agent or an alien?
  17. Would you rather only to be able to whisper or only be able to shout?
  18. Would you rather have a tail or webbed feet?
  19. Would you rather learn to ride a horse or a motorcycle?
  20. Would you rather have feathers or fur?
  21. Would you rather have to eat soup with a fork or pasta with your feet?
  22. Would you rather sleep in a worker ant or a worker bee?
  23. Would you rather have to wear crazy clothes for a week or crazy hair?
  24. Would you rather have a snowball fight or make a snow angel?
  25. Would you rather eat mud or eat rocks?
  26. Would you rather have lots of water on a desert island or lots of food?
  27. Would you rather work in a zoo or an aquarium?

WHICH ONE WAS YOUR CHILD’S FAVOURITE? PIN IT FOR LATER!

101 Would You Rather Questions for Kids

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