42 Star Wars Jokes and Riddles for Kids

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Looking for some laughter and fun in a galaxy far, far away? Check out these Star Wars jokes and riddles that are perfect for kids aged 5-9!

May the Force be Funny

Are you looking for some fun and engaging ways to teach your kids about the epic world of Star Wars? Look no further than these hilarious and punny Star Wars jokes and riddles that are sure to delight kids aged 5-9. These jokes and riddles are perfect for any young Jedi-in-training who loves to laugh and learn about their favorite characters from the Star Wars universe.

Not only are these jokes and riddles entertaining, but they also serve as a great way to improve language skills, cognitive development, and critical thinking abilities in children. The wordplay and creative imagery used in these jokes and riddles can help kids with their comprehension, vocabulary, and mental agility, while also fostering a love for humor and storytelling.

So, whether you’re a parent looking for ways to bond with your child, a teacher searching for a fun way to incorporate Star Wars into the classroom, or just a Star Wars fan in need of a good laugh, these jokes and riddles are sure to bring joy and entertainment to your kids. Get ready to explore the galaxy far, far away with a smile on your face and a joke on your lips!

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Star Wars Jokes for Kids

  1. What do you call a droid that takes the long way around? R2-Detour.
  2. Why did the Wookiee go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the a Chew-bacc-a.
  3. How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.
  4. What do you call a Jedi in a bathrobe? Obi-Wan Bathrobe-nobi.
  5. What’s Lando’s twin brother called? Crasho.
  6. How do you get a Jedi to clean their room? Use the force.
  7. Why does no one like it when a young Wookiee makes dinner? It’s a little Chewie.
  8. Why was Yoda such a good gardener? Because he had a green thumb
  9. Why did the Jedi cross the road? To get to the Light Side.
  10. What do you get when you cross Darth Vader with an elephant? An ele-Vader!
  11. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a Wookiee? Frosty the Chewbacca.
  12. When did Anakin Skywalker turn evil? In the Sith Grade.
  13. What do you call a group of Sith who love to sing? A Sith-tet.
  14. Why did the stormtrooper wear glasses? Because he couldn’t see through his helmet.
  15. Why did Kylo Ren go to the dentist? To get his “Sith” pulled.
  16. What do you call a bounty hunter who loves pasta? Boba Fettuccine.
  17. What do you call a Sith who hates flying? Darth Grounded.
  18. Why did the droid join the circus? He wanted to perform his new Jedi mind trick.
  19. What do you call a Sith Lord who can’t swim? Darth Wader!
  20. Why did Darth Vader go to the optometrist? He couldn’t see through the dark side!
  21. What kind of car does a Jedi drive? A Toy-Yoda!
  22. What would Yoda sound like if he gave advice but also loved to sing? Doo doo doo or doo doo doo not!

Star Wars Riddles for Kids

Test your Star Wars knowledge with these Star Wars riddles for kids!

  1. What is a Jedi’s favorite toy? Answer: A lightsaber.
  2. What do you call a bounty hunter who wears a mask? Answer: A Mandalorian.
  3. I can fly, I am small, and I beep a lot. Who am I? Answer: R2-D2.
  4. What do you get when you cross a Wookiee and a snowman? Answer: Frostbacca.
  5. I’m a wise and powerful Jedi, but I speak in a way that sounds quite funny. Who am I? Answer: Yoda.
  6. I’m the biggest ship in the galaxy, but I move really slow. What am I? Answer: The Death Star.
  7. I’m the captain of the Millennium Falcon, and I always have a plan. Who am I? Answer: Han Solo.
  8. I’m a dark lord of the Sith, and I wear a mask to breathe. Who am I? Answer: Darth Vader.
  9. I’m a small, furry creature that lives on Endor. Who am I? Answer: An Ewok.
  10. I’m a Jedi’s tool that can move things with a wave. What am I? Answer: The Force.
  11. What do you call a protocol droid who likes to paint? Answer: Art-2-D2.
  12. What do you get when you cross a Jedi and a snake? Answer: A Force constrictor.
  13. I am a planet that was destroyed by the Death Star. What am I? Answer: Alderaan.
  14. I am a small, green Jedi master who likes to give advice. Who am I? Answer: Yoda.
  15. What is a stormtrooper’s favorite food? Answer: Wookiee cookies.
  16. I am a smuggler who owes a debt to Jabba the Hutt. Who am I? Answer: Han Solo.
  17. What do you call a droid that loves to party? Answer: R2-DJ.
  18. I am a Jedi’s weapon that is elegant and deadly. What am I? Answer: A lightsaber.
  19. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a bounty hunter? Answer: Boba Frost.
  20. What’s the most powerful coffee in the galaxy? Darth Roast.

Age Suitability

This activity is good for kindergarten aged children 4 years old and up. My kids are 5, 5 and 8 years old.

Mess Level

The mess level for this activity is zero.

Difficulty to Create 


Skills Developed

Language development, shape recognition, color recognition, hand-eye coordination, fine motor skills, imaginative play, creativity.

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